Shameless $in-gapore $luts

Only in $in-gapore - where else?!?!

Shameless $in-gapore $luts love to harass males for sex. Why, they even prey on frail old men! Sexual harassment is a two-way street, mind you.

These evil $luts are so cheap that even whores seem like princesses when compared to them. They (even the self-professing Christians) call men whom they fancy, but who do not want to sleep with them, gay. These people whom they call "gays" are likely to be God's elected people, and to call the Elect (who are filled with the Holy Spirit) gay, amounts to commitment of the unpardonable sin. In effect, they are claiming that the Holy Spirit turns people into gays and perverts!

There's no turning back for these $luts.

Remember girls, if you're following $in-gapore $luts, you're not on the stairway to Heaven, but you're on the highway to Hell!

Déjà Vu

The last time I felt the same was many years ago. I don't feel good....like something big is on its way here.....

Just in case it turns out that I'm right again, I'm now praying that the upcoming catastrophe would be diverted to my "favourite" country. It is a country where you often hear people shout, "It's either you die or I die!"

It is most ironic that $in-gaporeans understand something that most people can't. Put yourself in my shoes. If you were given a choice between the death (both physical and spiritual) of a loved one and your enemy, who would you choose?

In life, we all have difficult choices to make - this one is no exception. I love my enemies, but I love my brethren and my "neighbours" much more than I do my enemies. When faced with a difficult choice such as this, why of course I'd choose you, my brethren and "neighbours" over my enemies - just as God had done.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the carcasses of those animals I have to kill because they pissed me off.

Kangaroo Scratched and Knocked Jogger Out

Kangaroo assaults jogger without prior provocation.

>He had seen kangaroos box each other before but didn't know they would
>box people.

Well, now he does.

>He said he would not have thrown a punch back if he had
>the chance because of their status as a national symbol, and he
>has no hard feelings against kangaroos.

Ummmm....what have you been smoking, dude? Kick it like a football!!!

Again, the $in-gaporean hypocrites will take advantage of my stance on this to accuse me of being a violent person. But the fact is, not only do they kill and torture animals in $ick ways, they also do likewise to human beings!

Enough said!

Related: Will Animals Attack Humans During the Tribulation?

What's the Frequency?

There's a story behind R.E.M.'s song, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth".

Well, that certainly is a sick puppy. There seems to be no lack of such demons-possessed lunatics in $in-gapore.

$in-gaporeans: What's your frequency?!?!

Me: Mine's 999 while yours is 666.

And here's a powerful secret magical hand sign to drive the demons really nuts:







When they listen to satanic songs all day long, it's really no wonder that they hear voices in their heads and see things that aren't there, 24/7.

Remember fellas, if you're following the $in-gaporeans, you're not on the stairway to Heaven, but you're on the highway to Hell.

"Look At My Panties!"

$hameless and $ick beyond words. Uniquely $in-gaporean.

Apple's New iPad Inspired by Moses?

There are indeed several similarities between the tablets ofthe Ten Commandments and Apple's iPad.

Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin

Stairway To Heaven Played Backward Backmasking is when you play a song backward and there is a hidden message there. This flash file lets you play Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin backward and forward. See what you hear and post your comments.

Spiritual Androgyny

Androgyny - A word that strikes fear in the worst Nazis and black magicians in this world, and demons that are not of this world.

We're really talking about spiritual androgyny here, but as always, $in-gaporeans interpret things in their uniquely $in-gaporean gay way......



Pathetic!!!

The 4th Dimension Explained

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Implants Fail

Fail.....



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Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

The horror...the horror...

Perfume (2006) is the most ridiculous movie I have ever seen in my life! If you haven't watched it, don't!!!

But I suppose violent and $ick $in-gaporeans will appreciate this movie. They have the misconception that female sweat and urine (in the absence of perfume) smell nice!!!


Dialogue between an established Ebay seller and a $ick $in-gaporean buyer:

$ick $in-gaporean: Eh, can wear the bra / panties / school uniform for one night and send it?

Seller: Sorry, all items must leave in a washed and sanitised condition.

$ick $in-gaporean: I pay you $20 more can?

Seller: Sorry, not only is it against Ebay's policies, it's also extremely $ick and unhygienic.

$ick $in-gaporean: We do under the table nobody knows lah!

Seller: Nobody would know? I'd know; you'd know; God would know. Please look for a $in-gaporean seller. Thanks.


Scientifically speaking, unless one has ingested aromatic herbs (I happen to know many of them), there's no way her sweat or urine could smell nice. Perverts who disagree with me are most welcome to receive a holy golden shower (smells like Imperial Majesty) from me to wake them up - they will gain immediate enlightenment.

Sick bastards!!!

Shadow People

Shadow People - I've just learned that's what they're called.

Are you being terrorised by "Shadow People" (demons)?

Then arm yourself with the Sword and the Shield of God and charge at them!










Related:

Shadow People on about.com

Shadow People on Wikipedia

Perverted $in-gapore Psychologist

Nutty psychologist - Only in $in-gapore....








Where else???

Mind you, the victim is not Kelly Chan with her lovely, juicy thighs.







Any man who is capable of attaining an erection upon seeing the super-fat / super-thin thighs of $in-gapore $luts must be totally out of his mind!

This creep, it seems, has a fetish for ugly legs. Ugly female legs to them, are like hairy male legs to cats - they love to brush themselves against hairy legs.












Wow, the perversions of $in-gaporeans are truly legendary!

False "gods" and $in-gaporeans

Q. What do Japanese / Hong Kong babes and $in-gaporeans have in common?

A. They all got the leaders they deserve. $in-gaporeans have demons-possessed leaders while Japanese / Hong Kong babes have me. :P


Only in $in-gapore....






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Mighty Mouse

Mighty mouse shows big pussy exactly who's boss by stealing its lunch.

What In Heaven's Name Is That?

Anyone knows what this is?

撞鬼

In $in-gapore, 撞鬼 (run into a ghost) in the contextual sense, means meeting with something unfortunate. This is not necessarily the case in Hong Kong....

Ghost Caught on Camera!

撞鬼咩 (run into a ghost)?!?! The horror...the horror!!!

$in-gapore "ghost" caught on camera in Bangcock!!!

Ghost Month

The Ghost Month is here and vile $in-gaporeans are seeing "ghosts" (demons) more than they usually do.

I don't see any cos I'm not a $in-gaporean, so I'm different from them, much as they would love to deny it. Just observe the trance-like look on their faces when they're watching TV and contrast that to the look on my face. When I ask them a question or speak to them, they'll always respond with, "Huh.................?"

Seconds later, they'll start screaming at you... ...

Ironically, these mind slaves are obsessed with controlling others. Because of their deficiencies, I have become an object of their obsession. They are under the delusion that once they "gain control of me", their shortcomings will disappear.

This is why $in-gaporeans see demons disappear when I come along - Two words: Frequency domination (Psalm 23:4) ; One word: Election.

Tokyo Gore Police

Tokyo Gore Police has got to be one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen.

This movie is somewhat like that Thai homo horror movie that makes no sense. The human parts look much more realistic in this movie though. The lead actress isn't much of a babe and she's wearing spanky pants (or safety shorts, if you will) all the time!

Urgh! What a letdown! Don't watch this movie, even if you've got too much time on your hands!