Little $in-gaporean Fag

Only in $in-gapore.....









I don't mind being with intellectually challenged people, but I can't tolerate evil imbeciles, aka $in-gaporeans.

One of the reasons why $in-gaporeans hate me is that I do not condone gay or animal sex. Why do $in-gaporeans love the things that God and His followers detest? Cos God damned them.

Man Attacked for Not Holding Lift Door

BOSTON (UPI) -- Boston police said two women attacked a man with their fists, feet, purses and a plate of pasta because he neglected to hold an elevator door for them.

Investigators said Kenyana McQuay, 27, and Waltia Funches, 28, told officers Mohammed Warsame "didn't hold the elevator door open as they walked into the building" so "they had to use their fists, their bags and their feet to teach him a lesson," the Boston Herald reported.

Police said Warsame was covered in pasta from a plate of noodles the women dumped on him. He told police he tried to fend them off by throwing bottles of water.

The police report described the suspects as "extremely agitated," "uncooperative" and "verbally abusive toward officers."

McQuay and Funches were both issued summonses to appear in Roxbury District Court to face assault and battery charges.



These two bitches sound very much like $in-gapore $luts to me - impulsive, extremely violent and unreasonable.

The horror...the horror!!!

London 'Guru' Accused of Raping 5 Women

Prosecutor Philip Katz called Lyons a "sexual predator masquerading as a guru and a healer" who would at first come across as "charismatic, charming and reassuring," but then turn "controlling, aggressive and sinister."

Sounds familiar? Yep, that's typically $in-gaporean.

Fag Posed As Nurse To Molest Hospital Patient

Three words: Only in $in-gapore
Two words: Uniquely $in-gaporean
One word: Pathetic!

Thank God they have only below average IQs!


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Bulldozer Driver Dupes Model Into Having Sex

To cut a long story short, a bulldozer driver duped a model into having sex with him nine times - and he got paid for it! *Lol*

The $tupidity of celebrity wannabes never fails to surprise me.

Perverted $in-gapore Psychologist

Nutty psychologist - Only in $in-gapore....








Where else???

Mind you, the victim is not Kelly Chan with her lovely, juicy thighs.







Any man who is capable of attaining an erection upon seeing the super-fat / super-thin thighs of $in-gapore $luts must be totally out of his mind!

This creep, it seems, has a fetish for ugly legs. Ugly female legs to them, are like hairy male legs to cats - they love to brush themselves against hairy legs.












Wow, the perversions of $in-gaporeans are truly legendary!

DNA Evidence Can Be Fabricated

Scientists in Israel have demonstrated that it is possible to fabricate DNA evidence, undermining the credibility of what has been considered the gold standard of proof in criminal cases.

The scientists fabricated blood and saliva samples containing DNA from a person other than the donor of the blood and saliva. They also showed that if they had access to a DNA profile in a database, they could construct a sample of DNA to match that profile without obtaining any tissue from that person.

Source: The New York Times

Audition (オーディション)

Oh, the horror...the horror!!!

Thankfully, $ick bitches such as the one in Audition (オーディション) can only be found in $in-gapore, where the demons in them are suppressed by exorcist Lee Kuan Yew.

PS: The $ick bitches in $in-gapore are extremely ugly, unlike the one in the movie.


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Not Resisting Attackers Can Be A Lethal Strategy

The following story challenges the belief that resisting your attacker only escalates the violence. Just give them what they want and they’ll leave you alive, right?

Not resisting attackers can be a lethal strategy!

God, Guns, Guts and American Pick-up Trucks

Watch the following video. Now, this is what I call wit.

Joke - I Want to Kill My Husband

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".

The lady replies "I want to kill my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position - the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife - and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says, "Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"

Crossdressing Fail

Only in $in-gapore......











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$in-gaporean Jailed for Raping Chinese National

(Not actual photo - for illustrative purposes only)


On June 2, the victim went to her balcony to check if her laundry had dried. She saw the creep standing on his balcony with only a towel wrapped around his lower body, waving to her and saying, "Oei, oei."

As she did not understand his $inglish, she replied with, "No, no," and went back to her room.

Later in the afternoon, when the victim opened her room door to go out for lunch, Mahendran dragged her into his room, forced himself upon her and proceeded to rape her.

I have come to learn that $in-gaporean perverts hardly prey on $in-gapore girls because of their ugliness.

My advice to all you pretty girls out there: Avoid $in-gapore like the plague.

For a safe, enjoyable and trouble-free holiday in Asia, come to Hong Kong, The Pearl of Asia; Hong Kong - The home of Wei-Yee Chan. :-)


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Wonder Bra Saves US Woman's Life!

A US woman had a lucky escape when a burglar's bullet bounced off her bra's metal underwire.

Wow!!! This is awesome!!! I might want to start manufacturing some silk bullet-proof bras for sale on this blog. ;-)

Why "Strong-minded" People Do Not Worship God

I'll use my incestuous paedophile mother and sister as perfect examples. They go around instructing people on how to be "strong-minded" like them.

Some common characteristics of "strong-minded" people:

Hypocritical. They have a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde personality. They spend huge amounts of time and effort to convince others that everything about them is wonderful, but behind closed doors, they are physically and emotionally abusive.

They can become gods. They believe they can "improve" themselves to be like (even surpass) God. They always believe that they're right. As a child, when I protested against my sister's sexual abuse, my mother retorted with, "What's wrong with touching a little!?! Your sister is number 1 in school, you know?!?! You tell me that when you become no. 1 in school!!!" Wow, scoring no. 1 in school makes you a paedophile god - Study hard.

Whatever they do is righteous and justifiable. According to my mother, lightning would strike me if I revealed to others what she and my sister did. Wow, even the "lightning god" takes orders from her.

Bending reality to suit themselves. As the years passed, I developed some adverse reactions whenever my sister was present. Again, according to my mother, I was abnormal - the sexual abuse was perfectly normal - I was nuts - That's that.

Unrepentant. I was sexually-abused up to the age of 16. My mother is now extremely upset that she's no longer getting any sexual gratification from seeing my sister abusing me. Now, she has to resort to reminding me of the sexual abuse, which does give her a little sexual gratification. My sister now gets her sexual gratification by deliberately mispronouncing words to such that they sound like the weird noises that she made when she was sexually abusing me.

Why do these people behave the way they do? It all boils down to demonic-possession caused by a high view of themselves and a low view of God. This is a common trait of $in-gaporeans, including the self-professing Christians, as any belief they may have in God is but demon faith, at best. These people are ideal partners of demons. Does that leave any doubt why demons choose to possess them?

Much like the way they deny their evil acts, they deny the existence of God. The thought of having a higher power watching their every move freaks them out.

The question above is best answered with another question: Why should God-damned people believe in God if they're already damned?

Despite the abuse, I did not grow up to become a paedophile myself. I have a "weak mind" and I thank God for that.

Sex with Underage Student

A $in-gapore $lut teacher has been charged with having sex with an underage boy.

She is the first woman in $in-gapore to be charged with the offence, after legislative changes last February extended protection to all minors, male or female.

$lut!!!

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Why $in-gaporeans Hate Azumi

This is the 5th time I'm watching Azumi (あずみ) and Azumi 2: Death or Love.

So, why do $in-gaporeans hate Azumi? The answer is obvious. Because their kind get slaughtered by her in the movie.

Berlusconi Rape Remarks Draw Fire

(Not actual photo - for illustrative purposes only)


ROME (UPI) -- Opponents say Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is insensitive after he remarked soldiers can't be used to protect all "beautiful girls" from rape.

Commenting on demands for more troops to be deployed on Italian streets after three high-profile rape cases in Rome this month, Berlusconi said, "We would need as many soldiers as there are beautiful girls in Italy -- which we will never manage." That comment has enraged women's advocates, The Times of London reported Monday.

Walter Veltroni, leader of Italy's center-left parliamentary opposition, said Berluscoini's remarks showed a "lack of sensitivity," while Vittoria Franco, the shadow Minister for Equal Opportunities, added, "Berlusconi would do better to stay silent rather than make offensive remarks about women. In effect, he is saying that if women go out alone, they risk being violated or attacked because the whole territory cannot be garrisoned," The Times reported.

The latest rape case to make headlines happened last week. Authorities said a woman was gang raped after her boyfriend was beaten up and locked in a car trunk. Police led a raid on an illegal Roma gypsy camp, which sparked vigilante attacks on immigrants, the newspaper said.

How Nude and Sex Photos (or Videos) Get Leaked

Recently, there's been a spate of sex scandals involving leaked nude/sex photos and videos in Asia. How did these private photos and videos get out into the open?

Ways sensitive photos and videos get leaked:

1. The one in possession of the photos and videos posts them on internet forums or shares them on a P2P network.

2. The computer where the photos are stored is infected with malware. Some lamer then takes remote control of the computer over the Internet and transfers the files over to his computer.

3. The computer or device holding the nude or sex photos falls into someone else's hands, as in Edison Chen's case.

So far, no nude or sex photo that has (only) been passed into my hands has been leaked, simply because:

1. I do not use malware-infected Windoze computers to house important information. I see them as a huge security vulnerability, so much so that I've barred them from making any network connection with my Linux computers within my internal network.

2. I'm a nice girl. I'm not one of those creeps who like to boast about their sexual conquests or ownership of compromising photos of girls.

3. I'm the one who fixes my computers when they break. Remember, my name is not Edison Chen - it's Wei-Yee Chan. :P

For photos and videos that are "above top secret", I deploy a special cryptographic technique that I've formulated. I can't tell you any more as it's a secret. ;-)

But of course, cryptography isn't everything that security is about. I'll give you a good example. There's this perverted $in-gapore "IT pro" (in actual fact, a lamer) who asked me how his porn files got into the hands of a colleague when he was using TrueCrypt. Apparently, he did not know how on-the-fly encryption works, and he was sharing one of the decrypted folders over the internal network! *Rotfl* As I always say, even the "best" security hardware or software can prove useless in the hands of a moron.

To all the cam whores out there who have their photos with me (and no one else), rest assured that your photos are in good hands - I will continue to guard them with my life.

When it comes to the security of your photos and videos, I apply the following Gurkha motto:

"Death Before Dishonour."






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Balcony

Reading about how Sydney police arrested a bisexual pervert over the repeated sexual assault of three young Chinese women and a Korean man reminds me of an incident that happened in Australia where I was doing my university degree.

Two burglars broke into my rented apartment through the balcony on one New Year's Eve, while I was watching TV. My Chinese-Japanese ex-boyfriend (also from Hong Kong) was sleeping in one of the rooms, but they probably thought that I was alone, since only the living room was lighted. As soon as they spotted me, their eyes lit up. I was simply too shocked to run or scream at that moment. Extra saliva juiced up in their mouths as they took their own sweet time to do a survey of my body, rubbing their hands with glee and mumbling, "Alright..."

It is needless to state what they intended to do. I found my voice and screamed at the top of my lungs. My ex-boyfriend, being a light sleeper, awoke instantaneously and dashed out of the room. He realised quickly what was going on and wasted no time raining punches on those two perverts. Within seconds, the two of them made their way out of my apartment the same way they came in.

Recovering from the shock proved hard, so my ex-boyfriend made some hot coffee and played an episode of Love 2000 (二千年の恋) to calm me down.

As we were watching the Japanese drama, I started touching myself all over, without realising it. The lead actor (Takeshi Kaneshiro 金 城武) was hugging and kissing the lead actress (Nakayama Miho 中山美穂) and I just couldn't help myself! It was only when I sensed that my ex-boyfriend was staring at me that I abruptly stopped. Our eyes met and I was so very afraid that he would leave over my obnoxious actions. Instead he planted a hot kiss on my mouth and we embraced.......Thankfully, we didn't go beyond that. I lay my head on his chest and fell asleep in his arms.

My ex-boyfriend was constantly ridiculed by evil and crazy $in-gapore $luts because he refused to have sex with them. The $in-gaporeans called him gay but I know he isn't. That's because I'm not neither dumb nor evil - I'm a Hong Kong gal! :-)







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