18 March 2010

What's the Frequency?

There's a story behind R.E.M.'s song, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth".

Well, that certainly is a sick puppy. There seems to be no lack of such demons-possessed lunatics in $in-gapore.

$in-gaporeans: What's your frequency?!?!

Me: Mine's 999 while yours is 666.

And here's a powerful secret magical hand sign to drive the demons really nuts:

When they listen to satanic songs all day long, it's really no wonder that they hear voices in their heads and see things that aren't there, 24/7.

Remember fellas, if you're following the $in-gaporeans, you're not on the stairway to Heaven, but you're on the highway to Hell.

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