Old Song

Nice babe.....



Know what? I got hold of a WEA CD containing this song today, and promptly ripped and encoded it.

Considering how old this song is, I'm really lucky. :-)

Why Do Supermodels Look Like Men?

Q: Male or female?

A: Neither - IT is a supermodel!!! Oh the horror....the horror!!!

Jackie Chan on $in-gaporeans

"When I go to Singapore, I realize that chewing gum is not allowed there. Why is this so? I found out later that if (Singaporeans) chew gum, they will dispose of the used gum on tabletops, on chairs, and (they) have no sense of self-respect."

Apparently, Jackie Chan (成龍) has incurred the wrath of $in-gaporeans with these words. Well, I should think that Jackie is simply way too kind with his words. He still has a lot to learn about them.


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$in-gapore's Very Own Mei Lanfang (梅蘭芳)

Wow!!! $in-gapore's very own Mei Lanfang (梅蘭芳)!!!

$in-gapore - Always the "best" in this world!!!

It's obvious that "her" expensive sex-change op didn't do much to help "her". Urgh!!! My eyes...my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!



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It's sayonara to 你懂我的愛 by Leon Lai (黎明) & Zhang Ziyi (章子怡). Don't get me wrong - I love this song, but I can't stand Zhang Ziyi's horrible singing!

Well, now I've got a much better version of this song (sung by Janice 衛蘭) , so it's bye bye to the torturous singing of Zhang Ziyi! Haha!!!

Nice Photo of Ayumi Hamasaki

Aoi_Umenokouji posted this new photo of Ayumi Hamasaki (浜崎あゆみ)on last.fm.












Pretty little thang...heh heh.

你懂我的愛 by Leon Lai (黎明) & Zhang Ziyi (章子怡)

This time round, it's my ears, not my eyes. Oh...the horror...the horror!!!

Even after all that heavy sound engineering, Zhang Ziyi still sounds like a kitten being strangled. Perhaps Leon Lai was strangling her as they were recording the song, which would explain why she sounds like she's out of breath and panting away.

You know, if she didn't have her slutty looks, she would have ended up (years ago) like this:



But thanks to men who can't think with the right head, she gained international fame.

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Thoughts on Zhang Ziyi in Mei Lanfang (梅蘭芳)

Some thoughts on Zhang Ziyi (章子怡) in the movie Mei Lanfang (梅蘭芳)....

• 25-year-old Yu Shaoqun (余少群) as young Mei Lanfang <--- Wow! What a babe!
• 42 year-old Leon Lai (黎明) as Mei Lanfang <---- Pretty!
• 30 year-old Zhang Ziyi (章子怡) <--- Extremely ugly!!! Urgh...my eyes...!!! 無論有沒有化妝﹐怎麼看起來﹐也像個賤貨。 賤貨!! 賤貨!! (With or without makeup, either way, she looks like a slut!!)

Get a load of this: Yu Shaoqun (余少群) and Leon Lai (黎明) are both men!

I'd always found something disgusting about Zhang Ziyi but I just couldn't put my finger on it. Last night, I finally got my answer from one of the scenes in Mei Lanfang. It's her slutty and uncouth ways that she carries with her, even when she's acting out the role of a princess or an aristocrat. Enough said.



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Why $in-gaporeans Hate Azumi

This is the 5th time I'm watching Azumi (あずみ) and Azumi 2: Death or Love.

So, why do $in-gaporeans hate Azumi? The answer is obvious. Because their kind get slaughtered by her in the movie.

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$lut Zhang Ziyi Without Super-thick Makeup

I got this photo of $lut Zhang Ziyi off Wikipedia. She had only thick makeup on, not super-thick makeup. Apparently, heat from strong camera lights caused her to perspire and her sweat erroded some of her 1-inch-thick makeup. Pretty? Oh, the horror...the horror!!! I think I'm gonna throw up....

Like Grains of Sand (渚のシンドバッド)

I've just finished watching Like Grains of Sand (渚のシンドバッド) starring Ayumi Hamasaki (浜崎あゆみ) when she was younger.

I thought that it'd be a crappy gay movie (I watched it only because of Ayumi), but apparently I wrong! There were lots of Japanese babes, the movie was hilarious at times (especially the gay scenes), and Ayumi was so sweet, cute and adorable.

Anyway, what's the moral of the movie? Gays have a special ability to attract babes who are otherwise unapproachable by normal men. Gays get the babes! <--- But of course, I knew that all along. :P

$lut Zhang Ziyi Wishes You A Happy Chinese New Year

$lut Zhang Ziyi in a black dress, sending Chinese New Year wishes out to fans.

I've been right all along...She is truly a dumb and ugly $lut. Hell, utterly shameless too.

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Ayumi Hamasaki Turns Lesbian

Alas! Even Ayumi Hamasaki has turned lesbian.....Oh, the horror...the horror!!!



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I Kissed A Lesbian

I Kissed A Girl, sung by Katy Perry is a pretty nice song, but the lyric is terrible! Oh, the horror...the horror! Katy Perry, you terrorist!!!

This is much better:

I Kissed A Lesbian
by Wei-Yee Chan

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a lesbian just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a lesbian just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Us boys we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a lesbian just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
I liked it


"We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail." -- George W. Bush


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最緊要快 by 方珈悠

Someone sent this song sung by 方珈悠 (Jaime Fong) to me and asked me what I thought of it.

How did this song land up on the Chinese Pop charts? Now, I'm not a Cantonese and my command of the Cantonese language may not be all that great, but it is in no way pathetic. This is so crappy that with the exception of a few words, I can't make out the words she's blabbering in the song!

This is what I call a sex singer - the kind of 'singer' that hot-blooded males who don't think with the right head go for. It is such a shame, but such is the standard of HK Pop nowadays. *Sigh*

Other than her sexually-enticing image (by HK standards, she's just a plain Jane without all that thick makeup and flashy dressing) she's got nothing else to bring to the table. I'm thinking if I should stuff bananas into her mouth to make her shut up.

Two words: 恐怖 (horrifying)

Oh, the horror... ...the horror!!! 方珈悠， you terrorist!!!

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Time Limit Detective (時効警察)

I've just finished watching both series of Time Limit Detective (時効警察) . While I was watching Series 2 Episode 8, something about the lead actress Aso Kumiko (麻生久美子) caught my eye, so I captured a few frames with Totem......

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