Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

19 September 2010

$lut Flashed Her "Garfield"











"my mates and i saw them in concert in brisbane about 10 years ago and the leadsinger had a miniskirt on and no undies and we could all see her garfield.. we got our monies worth!!"



What a $lut!!!

But hey, it's not as bad as it sounds. At least she's not ugly like $hameless $in-gapore $luts. I mean, after all, there were people who got their money's worth. :P

Here's my favourite song from this Aussie band:

26 July 2010

Will Ya Marry Me?










Priceless! There are some things $$$ can't buy.



13 May 2010

My Brand New 1TB Hard Disk & 2GB RAM












I received this two days ago. It's 1TB cos that was what Western Digital awarded to me when I returned a defective 500GB hard disk (the circuit board was faulty) to them in an RMA (Return Material Authorisation).









The new 2GB RAM strip has arrived, bringing my total system RAM to 3GB. I've tested it with Memtest86+ and found no problems.

Don't ask me why, but I always play the following song after I've completed a computer hardware upgrade:




Related: My "New" ATI HD 3450 Series Graphics Card

31 March 2010

Shameless $in-gapore $luts











Only in $in-gapore - where else?!?!

Shameless $in-gapore $luts love to harass males for sex. Why, they even prey on frail old men! Sexual harassment is a two-way street, mind you.

These evil $luts are so cheap that even whores seem like princesses when compared to them. They (even the self-professing Christians) call men whom they fancy, but who do not want to sleep with them, gay. These people whom they call "gays" are likely to be God's elected people, and to call the Elect (who are filled with the Holy Spirit) gay, amounts to commitment of the unpardonable sin. In effect, they are claiming that the Holy Spirit turns people into gays and perverts!

There's no turning back for these $luts.

Remember girls, if you're following $in-gapore $luts, you're not on the stairway to Heaven, but you're on the highway to Hell!



26 March 2010

Lots of Hot Hong Kong Babes!

A photo of a few friends on facebook. Wow! *Speechless*

24 March 2010

Dream Japanese Colleague

Only in Japan......


Guys, get your CVs ready! *Lol*

14 March 2010

12 March 2010

Made in China

$in-gaporeans claim to be no. 1 in everything. Let's see........











Wei-Yee Chan - proudly made in China.

None made in $in-gapore! Why? Because I take after my Heavenly Father while the $in-gaporeans take after their father, the devil (John 8:44).

PS: $in-gaporeans will appear in the no. 1 slot - only in gay contests. *Rotfl*



Related: 國產 Wei-Yee Chan

09 March 2010

Low-class

Van Tomiko need only move her arms, and sway her body to have me mesmerised. I could stare at her for hours.....




$in-gaporeans have different tastes and get mesmerised by other things.....



Oh well, to each his own. I respect their love for people who do things like "ah gua hand wave" (I didn't say that!), even though they curse me for being a simple person who has "Japanese trash" (Japanese people who listen to J-Pop and not Beethoven) as friends. As I speak, many $in-gapore $luts are probably bad-mouthing Japanese babes, calling them sluts and such. Yes, I love Japanese "sluts". You can't blame me. I certainly do not possess the "class" that the $in-gaporeans' bandit ancestors had. As I once said, one cannot buy class.








I have no interest whatsoever in "high-class" stuff, so I guess I'm going off to view my favourite Do As Infinity video now. It won't stop the bandits' descendants from trying to change me, but it'll certainly make me happy.

Bye bye for now. *Ah kua hand wave* \o/

08 March 2010

生まれゆくものたちへ









I've had the ETERNAL FLAME album by Do As Infinity since last year, but I've only listened to it a couple of times.

There's this MTV from the album that I got hold of and encoded today. Why, Van Tomiko (伴 都美子) hasn't aged one bit! But of cos - why should she? She's a Japanese babe and not one of those ugly old $in-gaporean $luts. :-)








I liked this song - now I love it. 都美子, will ya marry me?


04 March 2010

Hong Kong Princesses & $ick $in-gaporean "Princesses"










Translation: Wei-Yee has completed the Hong Kong Princess Disease Treatment Room (compulsory for girls) Psychological Test. The result is "Decent Educated Princess".

Basically, you do not have "Princess Disease", but if you were a princess, you would be a very educated, very proper princess. You have a lot of friends, and everyone likes you, because you are often able to put others before yourself and coupled with a good heart, you do not mind spending money and effort to help a friend. Although you sometimes get angry, you are not provocative, so there is little chance of falling out with friends. You are a very assertive girl, and as long as you think that you're doing the right thing, nobody can stop you.


In $in-gapore, "Princess Disease" is so rampant that even the males (most of them anyway) have it!

Uniquely $in-gaporean...urgh...I'm nauseous - $ick! *Pukes*

The following song goes out to all my beloved Hong Kong princesses. As long as I'm alive, I will never allow you to die. Never will I leave you - never will I forsake you.



似夢片段正在發生 心跳感覺愈難自禁
一笑一語多迷人吸引
身邊有你伴著行 甜蜜是溫暖聲音
猶令我在這刻如重生

似夢似幻卻又最真 心里感應愈來愈近
緊閉雙眼跟情人一吻
真心意最是動人 無言地交托一生
回謝你是勇敢和誠懇

無限宇宙遠大無涯 在這虛渺花花世界
也許真正的愛才是偉大
重拾美妙放浪情怀 是你使我開展眼界
看清方向找到明日那路牌

漆黑天空 浮現閃閃星火
愈是漆黑星愈璀璨 明亮發光
漆黑之中 燃著浪漫戀火
但愿相依一直相愛 唯獨你是最愛

似夢似幻卻又最真 心里感應愈來愈近
緊閉雙眼跟情人 一吻
真心意最是動人 無言地交托一生
回謝你是勇敢和誠懇

無限宇宙遠大無涯 在這虛渺花花世界
也許真正的愛才是偉大
重拾美妙放浪情怀 是你使我開展眼界
看清方向找到明日那路牌

漆黑天空 浮現閃閃星火
愈是漆黑星愈璀璨 明亮發光
漆黑之中 燃著浪漫戀火
但愿相依一直相愛 唯獨你是...

漆黑天空 浮現閃閃星火
愈是漆黑星愈璀璨 明亮發光
漆黑之中 燃著浪漫戀火
但愿相依一直相愛 唯獨你是最愛

15 February 2010

31 January 2010

Waterworld









I've watched this old movie for about 5 times, counting last night.

Waterworld - A new world order, where dirt (earth) and water are treated like platinum.

The hero's (Kevin Costner) bravery, resourcefulness, wits and DIY gadgets are simply awesome!

The storyline revolves around the hero killing $in-gaporean-like villains in a survival of the fittest (and smartest) world, to save a child who bears the key to dry land. But of course, you wouldn't find $in-gaporeans in an environment like Waterworld. Despite being evil and cunning to the core (which is their strong point), they're very susceptible to harsh physical conditions - and they're way too dumb.

While there is a strong Darwinist element in the movie, it's definitely not an inhumane movie, as some critics make it out to be.

Waterworld - a 10/10 movie.

23 January 2010

Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin

Stairway To Heaven Played Backward
Backmasking is when you play a song backward and there is a hidden message there. This flash file lets you play Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin backward and forward. See what you hear and post your comments.

05 December 2009

03 December 2009

Hong Kong Cinderella

No $in-gapore $in-derellas for me! Eeeee...yuck!

Whenever I listen to this song, I'm reminded of of all the lovely gals in Hong Kong. Oh.....

02 December 2009

Taiwanese Babes

The beauty of Taiwanese babes never fails to entice me.

Taiwanese babes, will ya marry me?