Why $in-gaporean $luts Hate Me

Me: $in-gapore $luts use voodoo to cloud the minds of retards. It's all fake!!!!

$in-gapore $luts: How the hell do you know that?!?!

Me: Because I'm a genius! :P Now, who's the Man, huh?!?! Who's the Man?!?!


$in-gapore $luts hate me because I can see through their lies and deception.

Ugly on the outside, totally rotten inside. The horror...the horror...

Wait a minute....Don't Japanese/Hong Kong/Taiwanese babes do that too? Yes, they certainly do, but I like what I see when I see through their makeup.



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$in-gapore Plastic Women

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Joke - Late for Work

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

"What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

Japanese Babe Applying Makeup on Train

Japanese babe applying makeup on a train. She certainly works fast. ;-)

$lut Zhang Ziyi Without Super-thick Makeup

I got this photo of $lut Zhang Ziyi off Wikipedia. She had only thick makeup on, not super-thick makeup. Apparently, heat from strong camera lights caused her to perspire and her sweat erroded some of her 1-inch-thick makeup. Pretty? Oh, the horror...the horror!!! I think I'm gonna throw up....

$in-gapore Ah Kua?

Me: Male or female?

$in-gaporean: Oh, no lah, they're Ah Kua lah. Changi got a lot ah.


Related: Two Tourists Assaulted by $in-gaporeans, Criminally Intimidated and Forcefully Detained

DIY Lip Gloss Without Using Beeswax

Lip gloss can be terribly expensive but here's a way to help you save loads of money.

Check out wikiHOW for some really good instructions on how to make your own lip gloss without using beewax!


Related: How To Make Lip Gloss

Makeup Foundation

What I used for makeup foundation when I was a teen - and I still do. :-)

Beauty Tip - Lipstick as Blush

Lipstick can be used as a long-lasting blush, provided you apply it lightly and sparingly. Lipstick has a much darker pigment, and a little goes a long way.

Beauty Tip - Exfoliate Before Makeup

Many women skip a very important step in their makeup routing: exfoliate! Use a gentle exfoliant (there are many made just for the face) beforehand, and you'll find that makeup, moisturizer, and concealer go on more easily ... and look better, too!

Beauty Tip - Powder vs. Blotting Sheets

It may be tempting to apply extra powder if you find your skin getting oily throughout the day. But if you do this too much, it just builds up and actually looks worse. Invest in blotting sheets -- they really work! Use them when you feel like you need powder.

Beauty Tip - Powder in the Heat

If it's hot and humid outside, make sure to use loose powder when you put on your makeup. Apply with a large cosmetics brush. This will set your foundation and make it less likely to run in the heat.

Beauty Tip - High Arcs

If the arc of your eyebrows isn't as high as you'd like, try putting some white or light-colored eyeshadow just underneath, on the browbone. This will make your eyes stand out, and give the illusion of a higher arc.

Beauty Tip - Eyebrow Gel

Instead of using gel or mascara on your eyelashes, try a little petroleum jelly. This won't get clumpy as the day goes on.

Beauty Tip - Plucking and Shaping Eyebrows

Make sure not to lose the curve of your eyebrows when plucking. A good way to do this is to pluck from underneath on the outer arch, and from above on the inner arch.

Beauty Tip - Red Lipstick

Red lipstick can look good on anyone -- if you find the right red. If you have red or pinkish undertones, go with a cool red with a pinkish or bluish undertone, or even a pure red -- but no orange-based reds! Only use those, or peach-toned reds, if your skin has yellow undertones. If you have olive skin, go for a pure red. Any skin tone is complemented by brown-based reds.

Beauty Tip - Quick Eye Enhancement

Don't have time (or energy) for full makeup? Even a little work on your eyelashes can brighten your whole face. Curl your lashes and put on a bit of mascara -- it only takes a second, and it makes your eyes look great in a hurry.

Beauty Tip - Focus on the Face

When applying makeup, draw attention to one part of your face: either your eyes or your lips. Wearing large amounts of lipstick and eyeshadow at the same time divides the focus and isn't very flattering. Pick one to accentuate and tone down the other.

Beauty Tip - Cover up Dark Circles

Make your concealer more effective by checking the color of the dark circles under your eyes first. If they're gray, apply a soft pink eyeshadow to the dark area before you put on your concealer. If they're more bluish, use light peach eyeshadow. Also, don't use concealer that's too light (two shades or more lighter than your natural skin tone), and don't lay it on too thick ... that can make the rest of your face look too dark.

Beauty Tip - Eyebrows

Your eyebrows add strength and definition to your face -- so make sure to look after them! Use slant-edge tweezers when plucking, and work in the direction of the growth. When applying make-up, define your eyebrows with a shade as close to your natural hair color as possible. And if they still need neatening, use hair gel!

Beauty Tip - Face-Slimming Makeup

To make your face look slimmer, use two shades of blush -- the compacts with two shades work best. After you apply your usual foundation, apply the lighter shade on the apples of your cheeks, followed by the darker shade along the line of your cheekbones. Make sure to blend!