Showing posts with label Photography. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Photography. Show all posts

06 December 2008

Memoirs of A Gaysha

A married $in-gaporean gay guy posing as a teenage girl. I must say, the photo is very convincing indeed, for that's how a typical $in-gapore teenage girl looks - I'm not kidding!

Urgh!!! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!

Move aside, Thailand. $in-gapore is now No. 1 when it comes to gays and transvestites!

Related:

$in-gapore Ah Kua

$in-gapore Drag Queen Tries His Hand at Bank Robbery

01 December 2008

How Nude and Sex Photos (or Videos) Get Leaked








Recently, there's been a spate of sex scandals involving leaked nude/sex photos and videos in Asia. How did these private photos and videos get out into the open?

Ways sensitive photos and videos get leaked:

1. The one in possession of the photos and videos posts them on internet forums or shares them on a P2P network.

2. The computer where the photos are stored is infected with malware. Some lamer then takes remote control of the computer over the Internet and transfers the files over to his computer.

3. The computer or device holding the nude or sex photos falls into someone else's hands, as in Edison Chen's case.

So far, no nude or sex photo that has (only) been passed into my hands has been leaked, simply because:

1. I do not use malware-infected Windoze computers to house important information. I see them as a huge security vulnerability, so much so that I've barred them from making any network connection with my Linux computers within my internal network.

2. I'm a nice girl. I'm not one of those creeps who like to boast about their sexual conquests or ownership of compromising photos of girls.

3. I'm the one who fixes my computers when they break. Remember, my name is not Edison Chen - it's Wei-Yee Chan. :P

For photos and videos that are "above top secret", I deploy a special cryptographic technique that I've formulated. I can't tell you any more as it's a secret. ;-)

But of course, cryptography isn't everything that security is about. I'll give you a good example. There's this perverted $in-gapore "IT pro" (in actual fact, a lamer) who asked me how his porn files got into the hands of a colleague when he was using TrueCrypt. Apparently, he did not know how on-the-fly encryption works, and he was sharing one of the decrypted folders over the internal network! *Rotfl* As I always say, even the "best" security hardware or software can prove useless in the hands of a moron.

To all the cam whores out there who have their photos with me (and no one else), rest assured that your photos are in good hands - I will continue to guard them with my life.

When it comes to the security of your photos and videos, I apply the following Gurkha motto:

"Death Before Dishonour."






Related
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Handbook of Applied Cryptography

02 May 2008

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10 April 2008

Taiwanese Babe in a School Uniform











Oh...I think I'm in love......

I Think I'm In Love
by Tommy Page

There's the winter moon
Shining through my window
But I'm not asleep
Because I miss you so
If you could have known
The way I felt today
And this feeling's real
Oh why'd you go away

Well I think I'm in love
You're so far away
It's too late to say
I'm in love
Well I think I'm in love

If I could have your heart
For just one more day
I would tell you dear
That I'd wish you'd stay
Now you're gone for good
And I can't take the pain
Oh I'll be here for you
I wish you'd feel the same

Well I think I'm in love
You're so far away
It's too late to say
I'm in love
Well I think I'm in love

Well I think I'm in love
You're so far away
It's too late to say
I'm in love
Well I think I'm in love

24 March 2008

Photographing of Woman's Legs Does Not Constitute Sexual Harassment










(Not actual photos - for illustrative purposes only)


South Korea's top court, the Supreme Court has ruled that a man who photographed the legs of a woman wearing a miniskirt on the subway without her knowledge, had not committed sexual harassment.

Kim, who is in his 30s, used a camera in his mobile phone to take the picture of the woman in her 20s, as she sat in front of him.

During questioning, police found the photo saved on his mobile phone and charged him with sexual harassment. The picture (not the ones shown here) showed the woman's legs with a skirt covering her thighs 10-15 centimetres above the knees.

The top court supported an acquittal by a lower court which said, "It is hard to say that the defendant took a picture of a part of another person’s body that can cause sexual desire or shame."

In South Korea, any unauthorised filming of someone else's body parts to create sexual desire or shame constitutes sexual harassment - a crime subject to five years in prison or a fine of up to 10 million won (US$ 10,000).

Women's groups have protested the court's acquittal.

"No matter which part of the body the man photographed, it is an infringement of human rights if he took the picture without her permission," said Kim Eun-kyung, a director of Korea Women’s Associations United.

"It is regrettable that recent court rulings are lenient to violators of women rights," she added.

Related:

Pervert Taking Upskirt Shots

31 January 2008

Camera Stabilizer for Less Than A Dollar!

The following video will show you how to make a camera stabilizer that is small, portable and costs under a dollar!