26 April 2010

How To Trap Barbaric $in-gaporeans

In $in-gapore, they even have old folks behaving like little spoilt brats. Why? Cos it's uniquely $in-gaporean.

The world is a lot safer with more than 4 million barbarians kept on a tight leash.

Kudos to the $in-gapore government!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Fred A. Miller
Date: Mon, Apr 26, 2010 at 3:55 AM
Subject: How To Catch Wild Pigs

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime.

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked:

"Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke.

"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.

When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.

The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again.

You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.

Soon they go back to eating the free corn . They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America . Liberals keep pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keep spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax cuts, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:

1 There is no such thing as a free lunch

2) and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably delete this email.

But God help you when the gate slams shut!!

"A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a
chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders." - Larry Elder



Anonymous said...

That email is a total lot of crap! The selfish overly capitalist policies of previous US governments is why you get people living in cardboard boxes in their streets. The riddiculous lack of gun control is why they have an extraordinary amount of violent crime & homicides. Compare it to a more civilised society like Australia's where the general populace have a more careing (and educated) outlook - safety net welfare means only those who want to be on the streets are there - tight gun control means very few crimes of violence AND accidental deaths from gunshots. I have read many US news reports about children killing each other playing with guns in the family home. You would have to be a brain dead moron to pen drivel like that email. OR TO APPRECIATE IT!!!

Wei-Yee Chan said...

You are entitled to your commie opinions, but not your own "facts".