11 December 2008

I Kissed A Lesbian



I Kissed A Girl, sung by Katy Perry is a pretty nice song, but the lyric is terrible! Oh, the horror...the horror! Katy Perry, you terrorist!!!

This is much better:

I Kissed A Lesbian
by Wei-Yee Chan

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a lesbian just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a lesbian just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Us boys we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a lesbian just to try it
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a lesbian and I liked it
I liked it


"We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail." -- George W. Bush


Related: 最緊要快 by 方珈悠

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha, like it... keep fighting! ;)
David, from Belgium

Anonymous said...

what the shit you homophobic ass
see you in heaven

Wei-Yee Chan said...

Are you certain heaven can be seen from hell?