SERPs (search engine results pages) for "CFL shades".
I suppose this proves that one does not need to be gay to rank number 1 on Google. I don't need rainbow colours - I'm happy with just violet.
Say, why would anyone in his right mind want to rank first for the keyword "gay" anyway? Hmmm.....
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