Unity, running on my laptop. It crawls like a snail (I've a dual core laptop here, and not an ancient one). Gays will love this! :P
Fellas, get ready for the uniquely Ubuntu gay eXPerience, cos the next version of Ubuntu will be rolled out with Unity as the default interface. Lol.
I'm gonna issue an apt-command now to eliminate this gay interface and install LXDE. It'll probably take me just 5 minutes. That is the beauty of Linux. :-)