The horror...the horror....
I will not be attending...But...hey...maybe I'll change my mind? Perhaps at the eleventh hour, I'd put on my brilliant war paint and launch an invasion? Blitzkrieg! :P
Wouldn't that be akin to sending a sheep to the slaughter? Yes, but you see, in Christianity, the "Sheep" who was sent to be slaughtered won the war against spiritual death. :P
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