This happens when you're in Hong Kong and you have lots of pretty Hong Kong friends:
And something like this will happen if you're in $in-gapore and you have tons of $in-gapore friends:
The phone will ring but all you'll hear is, "hehehehehe...." Following that, you'll find a smiling ugly $in-gapore $lut standing at your door, with saliva drooling from the corners of her mouth and chanting, "Open sesame" non-stop.
The horror....the horror.....
Two words: Uniquely $in-gapore.