$in-gapore Drag Queen Tries His Hand At Bank Robbery

This is another one of those dumb and crazy stories from $in-gapore.

Man arrested for threatening UOB bank officers with parcel that might explode

"A man wearing women's clothes was arrested for a robbery attempt in a United Overseas Bank branch at City Plaza in Geylang Serai on Monday afternoon."

Wow! This has got to be a "world's first"!

"Fears on the ground that the forty-something-year-old man had been carrying an explosive on him later proved unfounded."

Thank G-d for making demons-possessed $in-gaporeans dumber than terrorists.

Sorry gals, no hot dude like Takeshi Kaneshiro 金城 武 in Love 2000 (二千年の恋) to set off impressive fireworks. This is $in-gapore we're talking about here - not Japan.

"Police officers were also seen carrying items which the suspect is believed to have had with him while trying to rob the bank. However, the police wouldn't say what they contained."

Bras and panties. Hell, sanitary pads even.

He ought to be hung. No, not for attempting to rob a bank, but for that disgusting "$in-gapore world's first, world class" disguise. I don't know if you could even call it a disguise, cos even the $in-gaporeans saw through it easily.