Linux & Lip Gloss

Natural Beauties??

2009-12-11T09:26:00.002+08:00

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: Natural Beauties??
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:26:09 +0800
From: Wei-Yee Chan
To: Fred A. Miller

Fred A. Miller wrote:
>
> */And You Thought They Were Natural Beauties??/** *
>

Nope, I'd never. But honestly, some of them actually look *a lot*
better without makeup.

You wanna know what real terror is??? Pay $in-gapore a visit - Ugly on
the outside, totally rotten inside. The horror.....the horror....!!!!!!!!

I'm the one with "X-ray eyes" that are sharper than a two-edge sword. They can pierce through makeup that's several inches thick.

Don't I hate Hong Kong babes for attempting to deceive me? No, I forgive them. For one, they're not incorrigible like those wicked $in-gapore $luts!

Related: Why $in-gaporean $luts Hate Me

Superior Genes vs Serpent Genes

2009-12-01T07:57:00.020+08:00

Eureka!

Damned $in-gapore genes + Damned $in-gapore serpent genes = Made in Hell. The horror....the horror!!!

Lousy genes + Damned $in-gapore serpent genes = Alien vs predator. The horror....the horror!!!

Lousy genes + Superior genes = Hope

A forked tongue seems to be missing in the first photo. It's a software bug, I think, cos there should have been a gigantic forked tongue sticking out of that thing's mouth.

The moral of the story is obvious - never choose "Made in $in-gapore". Remember, if you're with the $in-gaporeans, you're not on the path to Heaven, but you're on the highway to Hell.

PS: Ayumi, will ya marry me?

Ubuntu Kung Fu

2009-12-09T01:18:00.006+08:00

In $in-gapore, the Sunflower Manual (葵花寶典) is the pinnacle of Ubuntu Kung Fu. It's truly No. 1, but (I emphasise) only in $in-gapore.

Related: The Uniquely Japanese Ubuntu Spirit

A Uniquely $in-gaporean Experience

2009-12-07T02:15:00.002+08:00

Militant Feminism in FOSS (Part II)

2009-12-06T04:21:00.004+08:00

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Sayonara To Zhang Ziyi's Horrible Singing!

2009-03-20T16:04:00.008+08:00

It's sayonara to 你懂我的愛 by Leon Lai (黎明) & Zhang Ziyi (章子怡). Don't get me wrong - I love this song, but I can't stand Zhang Ziyi's horrible singing!

Well, now I've got a much better version of this song (sung by Janice 衛蘭) , so it's bye bye to the torturous singing of Zhang Ziyi! Haha!!!

Talented $inger from $in-gapore

2008-08-03T12:55:00.005+08:00

Talented $inger from $in-gapore doing a cover version of Michael Learns To Rock's song, "The Actor".

You have to watch this!!!!! Wow! It sounds better than the original version! I'm so impressed!

Hong Kong Babe

2009-12-05T22:37:00.001+08:00

Oh, I think I'm in love.......

Related: Talented $inger from $in-gapore

Why $in-gaporean $luts Hate Me

2009-12-05T19:51:00.008+08:00

Me: $in-gapore $luts use voodoo to cloud the minds of retards. It's all fake!!!!

$in-gapore $luts: How the hell do you know that?!?!

Me: Because I'm a genius! :P Now, who's the Man, huh?!?! Who's the Man?!?!

$in-gapore $luts hate me because I can see through their lies and deception.

Ugly on the outside, totally rotten inside. The horror...the horror...

Wait a minute....Don't Japanese/Hong Kong/Taiwanese babes do that too? Yes, they certainly do, but I like what I see when I see through their makeup.

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$in-gapore $lut - Before & After Photo

$in-gapore Plastic Women

$in-gapore Girls & Their Expensive Plastic Surgeries

Hong Kong Locks Up Lunatic

2009-12-05T21:28:00.004+08:00

In Hong Kong, we lock lunatics up; In $in-gapore, they can't do that because there is just too many of them. Why, even the psychologists themselves are nuts!

For a safe and trouble-free holiday in Asia, come to Hong Kong, The Pearl of Asia; Hong Kong - The home of Wei-Yee Chan. :-)

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Violent $in-gaporean Barbarians Strike Again

Two Tourists Assaulted by $in-gaporeans

How to Hack Anything!

2009-12-04T23:37:00.003+08:00

Wow!!! Simply awesome!!!

Facebook Friends

2009-12-04T21:00:00.007+08:00

This happens when you're in Hong Kong and you have lots of pretty Hong Kong friends:

And something like this will happen if you're in $in-gapore and you have tons of $in-gapore friends:

The phone will ring but all you'll hear is, "hehehehehe...." Following that, you'll find a smiling ugly $in-gapore $lut standing at your door, with saliva drooling from the corners of her mouth and chanting, "Open sesame" non-stop.

The horror....the horror.....

Two words: Uniquely $in-gapore.

Free Money for $in-gaporeans

2009-02-15T16:21:00.011+08:00

This happens in a country where the majority of the people, for the past few decades, have been getting paid tons of money for doing nothing (living off ill-gotten gains). I said this long before Andy Xie wrote his enlightening email.

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: The culture of free money: What have we done?
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:58:16 -0500
From: Fred A. Miller
To: Wei-Yee Chan

Wei-Yee Chan wrote:
> Any wonder why $in-gaporeans who demand that I render my services for
> free, also love Obama?

Nope.....none at all.

Fred

--
Obama - The Bernie Madoff of Politics?

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Morgan Stanley's Andy Xie Critical Email on Singapore

Morgan Stanley Fallout From Andy Xie E-Mail Costs More Jobs

Asia’s "financial parking lot"

Lion without teeth

Greenpeace Loonies & $in-gaporean Greenies

2009-12-04T13:47:00.014+08:00

There are countless Greenpeace loonies out there who think I'm their kind. But really, I don't believe in their global warming crap - what I truly believe in is the traditional Chinese virtue of thrift.

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra......Reject the basic assumptions of civilisation, especially the importance of material possessions......We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. " -- Tyler Durden in Fight Club (1999)

What then, could be worse than a Greenpeace looney? Moronic and mad Greenpeace $in-gaporeans who don't understand the 3Rs (Reduce, Reuse, Recycle) of waste management concepts. These faggots and $luts buy, buy and buy tons of stuff they have no use for, and then shove them into recycle bins, thinking they're doing this world a big service. *Slaps head* This is hilarious! They don't even have a clue what they're (supposed to be) advocating!

These $in-gaporean maggots are the very people who would attempt to short-change you in EVERY deal, such as coerce you into selling what you've managed to re-use (whether by repair or cleaning) at a ridiculous price.

Ironically, when asked why they have a deep hatred for Jews, they'll claim it's because we Jews and Israelites are doing what they do - short-changing everyone in deals. In my experience, every financial deal that I've had with a Jew, Israeli and Israelite had been a fair and very pleasant one.

$in-gaporeans produce little work (if any at all) and waste precious resources at a shocking rate, as though it were their God-given right. As I've said, they're very much like maggots.

There's a lot of money to be made from waste, if you posses the technological know-how. In my opinion, $in-gaporean greenies are a gift from the Devil to Greenpeace, to further enrich the organisation. This is why the recycling bin is the last choice for me whenever I want to dispose something.

Joke - Tiger Woods

2008-10-05T01:40:00.004+08:00

One day, a typical egomaniac $in-gaporean was playing golf when a few Japanese tourists pointed in his direction and exclaimed, 'Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!'

The $in-gaporean was exhilarated for a split second until a tiger came out of the woods and devoured him.

Tall Hats

2009-11-25T09:22:00.005+08:00

It's all about being on the lookout for people who attempt to put "tall hats" on your head.

Why, I almost wore one just now! :P

Hong Kong Cinderella

2009-12-03T21:57:00.005+08:00

No $in-gapore $in-derellas for me! Eeeee...yuck!

Whenever I listen to this song, I'm reminded of of all the lovely gals in Hong Kong. Oh.....

Pretty China Airlines Babe!

2009-12-01T15:53:00.014+08:00

This is one of countless babes in this world who appreciate us nerds enough. They're smart enough to realise that in the event the pilot falls dead, we're the most likely ones who'd be able to fly/land the plane safely.

$in-gapore Airlines girls (they look more like ugly old hags) may rely on their personal "flying machines" to save them.

$in-gapore $in-derella

2009-12-03T16:12:00.006+08:00

In Cantonese (sorry, non-Cantonese speakers) - proudly produced in China (Hong Kong, SAR).

$in-gapore $in-derella Only in $in-gapore - where else?

$in-gapore "Beauty" & The Beast

$in-gapore $now White <--- Brilliant!

Three Little $in-gaporean Pigs

Taiwanese Babes

2009-12-02T15:33:00.004+08:00

The beauty of Taiwanese babes never fails to entice me.

Taiwanese babes, will ya marry me?

Implants Fail

2009-12-01T17:32:00.005+08:00

Fail.....

Related: Breast Implants - Absolutely Safe?

Solution: clamdrib Not Working

2009-11-02T02:28:00.006+08:00

clamdrib is a Thunderbird extension which scans incoming mail using open source ClamAV and blocks any virus/malware-infected email. It can prevent you from sending infected emails to Windoze users unknowingly.

Here are some steps to get it working:

1. Install clamassassin, clamav, clamav-base, clamav-daemon and clam-freshclam.

2. In a terminal window, sudo dpkg-reconfigure clamav-base. Accept all the defaults except:
"Socket type" - Change this to TCP
"IP address Clamd will listen on" - Change this to localhost

3. Reboot your computer and you should be good to go.

Invitation To Google Wave

2009-11-30T10:39:00.008+08:00

Woo! Thanks, Karl!!!

I'm not too sure if I understood it well, but if I'm not mistaken, according to Karl (Linux Australia), the invite to me went through immediately, whereas in his case, he had to wait a week.

I've now got 8 invitations on my hands. :-) *Rubbing hands with glee*

Psychos on Facebook

2009-11-26T19:01:00.006+08:00

Where is Lee Kuan Yew? We need him to exorcise demon-possessed $in-gaporeans!

Related: Facebook - The Uniquely $in-gaporean eXPerience

Facebook - The Uniquely $in-gaporean eXPerience

2009-11-25T00:08:00.004+08:00

Only from $in-gapore......

Where else?!?!